Monday, 4 April 2011

I'm Your Witch Hooker

Don't bother googling my blog title. The results are surprisingly disappointing. Before you click the 'un-follow this blog' button, have a look at the following picture before you jump to any conclusions. This is what makes me a witchy hooker: You see, I've been dipping my toe in witchy waters for a good while now, and I find them remarkably soothing and cleansing. Balmy. Invigorating. Witchcraft is what I've been studying these last couple of months and witchcraft is what's keeping me away from blogging and blog reading. As you all know, I've experimented with dyeing my own fabric using herbs and spices, and slowly but surely I've expanded my witchy ways to other areas (most of which I won't bother you with). So here you see the ingredients for some lovely tea (great for colds and coughs. And boy, did that come in handy in this household!); a tincture of common chickweed for sensitive skin, to put in the bath water, and a balm to put on sunburnt or itchy skin, containing common chickweed, nettle and lavender. Looks rather impressive, doesn't it?


Anyway, enough of the witchy stuff. I hope I haven't scared anyone away. Really, it's not my intention to dwell on this on my blog, but since many people share at least a tiny bit of their religious views on their blogs, I thought I'd share my way of life with you all, just this once.


And now for the part you've all been waiting for: the hooker side of me. I needed something simple to do, after my stitching mojo fled the scene and my knitting mojo received a severe blow after a nasty encounter with a fair isle sock. And what is simpler than hooking? Nothing, honeybuns. Absolutely nothing. Well, breathing. Possibly. Except when you have the 'flu, because breathing isn't all that easy when you have the 'flu.


Whey-hey, look at this!!! Sixty-four squares done, and the end is not in sight yet! And a new start:

I had a sudden urge for sweet spring-like pastel colours. It looks like a delicious ice cream cone, doesn't it? Well, I think so anyway... But what about my orts jar? Because that is why you're all here, isn't it? My TuSal update! Right? Right. Honestly, I don't know where these orts came from, because I can't remember having done any stitching at all. Maybe Pelle...? If I fill the orts jar with hooky orts, though, my TuSal update is the most impressive one to date! As well as the most colourful and fulfilling one :o)


I do believe I feel a tiny little stitching bug crawling up my body. Now if only it could settle in my heart or my brain (or whichever body part your stitching mojo starts), we may see some stitching in the near future.

There is a Dutch saying. 'To be long of fabric', and it means 'long-winded'. I think it applies to this blog post. My apologies, dear readers, but that's what you get when you only update your blog once a month. Sigh... must do something about that...
Yours witchily,
Annemarie.

16 comments:

Bertie said...

Glad to hear your tincture is working, but does it taste good!! Do love your crockery, did see that in a lovely shop last time I visited NL, very colourful:)
Your "dekentje" so far looks fabulous Annemarie, the colours are great.
Have a good week:))

Margaret said...

I love your witchy goodness! What fun! But I have to say what attracted my eye was the Polish pottery. Gorgeous! I want me some! Maybe I'll ask for some from my hubby. Your crochet is gorgeous too! Definitely a good thing to do when stitching isn't happening and knitting is being mean. :D

Giovanna said...

Your concoctions look very interesting :-) The blanket is adorable - and please listen to that stitching bug :-)

Catherine said...

I agree with Margaret - love the witchy goodness! And that pottery is beautiful!!

Deb said...

I really like the witchy goodness too, and I also love that pottery. My in-laws are Polish and have a little bit of that around - it's very pretty.

Do love your crocheting too. I really have a thing for Granny Squares and the colors are very pretty.

staci said...

That song "Witchy Woman" comes to mind, lol :)

Love your afghan, it really turned out beautifully. And I have to agree with Catherine, that pottery is gorgeous!

Anna van Schurman said...

I had been thinking of you but I did notice you've only been updating monthly lately. I'm glad you've come back no matter what your religious proclivities are. The afghans looks so cozy!

Wendy said...

I agree with the others - your pottery is awesome, as is your hooking. Such sweet springy colours! I think there is a lot to be said for these old remedies. I have a great one for a sore throat....unfortunately none the kiddies will touch it.

Berit said...

I'm not offended in the slightest--In fact I'd love to hear more! We (could it be that I've taken up the royal personal pronouns) want the recipe for that bath balm! :D

As for faith, I'm not entirely sure what I think of God, but if "he" is as omniscient and omnipotent as everyone reports then he will let you know what YOU need to do in any aspect of life. Every Wiccan that I've encountered was truly an honest seeker in life (insomuch as they were capable), so... Wow, this could go forever. Basically, I'd love to hear more, and If I hear something that doesn't work for me I'd never judge.

Hookyness; Not much to say on that other than I saw a sort of "votive lamp" cover hooked in white and stretched over an ikea lamp today online that made my heart go pitter-pat. I have to admit that if it's crochet, I'm drawn to the white and neutrals (for my own work). There's some thing about the tone-on tone that really lets the texture and pattern shine for me. :D

Ooh, a stitchy bug?! That's one I'd like to catch, too, so send 'im over when you've finished. :D

barbara said...

Oh I am impressed! I read and read, but haven't put much into actual practice yet. Wonderful herblore! And your hooking - wow! Gorgeous!

Most of all, it's just fabulous to see a post from you!!!

Kathy A. said...

Who are you and what have you done with my stitchy friend Annemarie. My goodness - a witch now are you?
Thank you for such a wonderful post and lots of happy smiles.
Always happy to see whats up in your world.

Michelle said...

It's good to see a post from you! I think herbal remedies are the best, and hopefully have helped you through lately. Love the pottery, and the crocheted pieces are lovely!!! Witchcraft seems to agree with you!

Tatkis said...

Your new crochet creations are lovely, and has the same color way as your beautiful tea set, it's so nice!

Best wishes,
Tatyana

Jennifer said...

Ooh, such lovely crochet. I made squares as my first project years and years ago. I need to get back into that. A great "user-upper" of stash with great results. Love that pottery. So what's new with the cats?

Tanya said...

As always, you crack me up with your posts, Annemarie :)

Love the new look on the blog by the way.

My best to Pelle.
Tanya

Daffycat said...

Well, that explains the hideous cackling...;op

A lovely ORT report, Annemarie! I love your pottery. What is the piece the teapot is sitting on called? It's all just so pretty.